After four years I have finally got around to it. Yes, I know it is hard to believe but I have finally done it. The wife is still recovering from the shock and the daughter can't believe it either. The dog has gone into hiding and the neighbours are speechless! What more can I say. Now we all know women can take a long time to do something. I mean, really, they do live up to their description of being a bit of spaghetti. But, no, I didn't start a job and take 4 years to complete it. No not I. I just didn't start it in the first place. Mind you, when I did it was all over bar the shouting in 5 minutes flat.
"And what was it that you did after 4 years" did I hear you say? Well, I am glad you asked. But first make sure you are sitting. Your sitting down? Good! Drum roll please..............
After 4 years and 4 months I have finally fixed the garage door so I can open the door from the outside, and with a key, would you mind. yes, with a key even. Isn't that good?
Quotable quote: Said, in an almost inaudible whisper by a certain young lady who has something in her mouth which she clearly doesn't like but soldiers bravely on "I don't weelly like dis vewy much eva."
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